it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a disappointment” instead of “i love you”
Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well.
i can’t describe the tears i get when i watch this gif and the kid’s reaction
Andrew Sean Greer, The Story of a Marriage
This is why you marry your best friend.
ugh. I have to reblog this. I am bound by a code.
this was seriously a struggle not to reblog
how could anyone struggle to reblog this ? seriously though.. it’s freaking adorable
do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine
how to stay warm in your freezing bedroom:
put on a comfy sweater
put a sweatshirt on over it
put leggings on
put sweatpants on over them
4 pairs of fuzzy socks
light your bed on fire
and a partridge in a pear tree
every time you smell a flower remember you are smelling sex organs
you are smelling flower semen, vagina, and penis all at once
enjoy your summer
i hate the ‘i need to listen to new songs but i don’t have the patience to get into new songs’ feeling